Do I Hear Calliope Music?

Bloody Carnival is now available. Step right up, step right up…it's a bloody good time! Rediscover carnivals, amusement parks, county fairs, the circus, rodeos and more in this gruesome tribute to the fun, fanfare and frivolity of festivals. Freak shows, rusted rides, demonic ringmistresses, demented clowns, melting beauty queens, flesh-eating fun-seekers, ghosts, gremlins and other terrors haunt the pages of this bloody collection of thirty-four short stories.Includes stories by the following authors: Darin Kennedy, Lee Pletzers, Chris Deal, Matt Kurtz, Eden Royce, Rob Rosen, Bruce Harris, Mindy MacKay, Stephanie Kincaid, David Greske, Stephanie L. Morrell, A.R. Norris, Tony Schaab, Marianne Halbert, Carnell, Frank Roger, Scott Taylor, Sylvia Spruck Wrigley, Scott Cole, Nicole Zoltack, Jack Horne, T.L. Perry, Shawn Cook, Jennifer Chambers, Jessica A. Weiss, Cherie Reich, Lorraine Horrell, Matthew S. Dent, Gregory L. Norris, Murphy Edwards, Kent Alyn, Robert Essig, Darren W Pearce & Neal Levin and Wayne Goodchild.
You can get yours from Amazon, but why do that when the limited edition hardcover is available at the Pill Hill Bookstore?
Especially when the link is right in front of you. (Go ahead, you know you want it.)
www.pillhillpress.com/books.html

Bon Jour, Emerainville

The diner has had a visit from the village of Emeraineville, France. Not exciting, you say? What's the big deal, you ask? The french have discovered how manifique my writing is.
Consider that the other claim to fame for the small village is that the mayor has banned the use of the burkini at the local public swimming pool. A decision I totally agree with. Not for any religious, political or philosophical reasons, mind you. Its only that I think the word burkini is stupid.
Merci, Emerainville-